OMFG is all that you can say when you encounter these pairings in the internet, and I think that this entry still falls under my previous article's category. Alright, I'll start.....
WARNING: THESE PAIRINGS REALLY DO EXIST. I DIDN'T MAKE THEM UP.
* The opinions in this article are my personal insights only. Your opinions are respected and welcomed. NO FLAMING PLEASE.
DBZ
A.) Vegeta and Goku - they're too muscular and macho! It looks awkward just to see them together.
Now I'm really not so sure about what other pairings fans generated from the anime, so I think I'll just stop by that- in the meantime.
NARUTO
A.) Kakashi & Naruto- C'mon you guys! I thought Michael Jackson was the pedophile.
B.) Kakashi & Sasuke- Eww. Just.... eww.
C.) Orochimaru & Sasuke- I just said pedophile a while ago.
D.) Yondaime & Naruto- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!? Child molestation? Give your eyes a break and have some respect for the 4th! >:-P
E.) Kiba & Akamaru- Now we know why Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed. Man x Animal- EPIC FAIL.
F.) Yamato & Sai- We know Sai is gay, but Yamato-Taichou isn't. Got lots of respect for this guy.
G.) Iruka & Naruto- Just because the kid looks up the guy doesn't mean he molests him.
H.) Itachi & Kisame- Oh god why??! Complete opposites! Kisame makes a good partner, but not in bed and in intimate terms.
I.) Asuma & Shikamaru- My goodness would you stop that?!? I wonder how people can stand drawing shit like this! I can't take their level of mentality so I guess I'm dumb... wait, you know what, YOU'RE DUMB!
J.) Itachi & Sasuke- Two guys that fangirls think are hot, put 'em together, and incest sparks. Get a life, morons.
K.) Asuma & Some other jonin- Why Asuma?
L.) Might Guy & Rock Lee- Go screw yourself in hell for even thinking of this.
M.) Gaara & Rock Lee- I'm being biased. Lee is being ugly.
TEKKEN
A.) Jin & Kazuya- Oh dear Jashin! It's like Naruto and Yondaime, father and son don't do stuff like that PLANT IT IN YOUR BRAIN!
B.) Paul & Kazuya- Seriously... why?
C.) Baek Doo San & Hwoarang- Is the stuff that's really disturbing. Damn, I hate relationships going wrong.
D.) Lei Wulong & Bryan- Bryan is one of the manliest characters in Tekken, and I hate Lei.
E.) Sergei Dragunov & Jack~5- Now this really pisses me off. Considering I'm a fan of Sergei, but definitely not Jack. Probably one of the main reasons for this is because they both came from Russia. What a shallow reason. How about considering Dr. B? Asses.
F.) Paul & Marshall Law- Forrest: Dad why are you kissing uncle Paul?
Marshall: It's a friendly kiss, son.
Forrest: Do you use your tongues for that?
Disgusting.
G.) Baek & Kazuya- OMGWTFHLOLZ
H.) Hwoarang & Kazuya- .... I want my mommy!!!!!!!!
Oher pairings I despise (straight or not):
1. Jin & Julia
2. Jin & Xiaoyu
3. Lei & Jun
4. Naruto & Sakura
5. Sasuke & Sakura
6. Sai & Sakura
7. Deidara & Sakura (WTF why them?)
8. Hwoarang & Julia
9. Anything with Julia or Xiaoyu in it.
10. ALL YURI/ SHOUJO- AI PAIRINGS!!!
UP NEXT!: Pairings that I adore.
See you soon!
